1 00:00:06,965 --> 00:00:13,805 ♪ ♪ 2 00:00:13,931 --> 00:00:15,599 Hey, I really shouldn't pay you, honestly. 3 00:00:15,724 --> 00:00:17,851 Why should I pay? You talked during the putt. 4 00:00:17,976 --> 00:00:20,437 I could've made that-- -I was talking pre-putt, and you decided-- 5 00:00:20,562 --> 00:00:22,356 - No, it wasn't pre-putt. - Yes, it was. It was pre-putt. 6 00:00:22,481 --> 00:00:24,066 - Do you think that was pre-putt? - It was definitely pre-putt. 7 00:00:24,191 --> 00:00:25,984 Jeff, did he talk during my putt? 8 00:00:26,109 --> 00:00:27,444 I'm not saying anything. 9 00:00:27,569 --> 00:00:29,530 - Oh! - That's everything! He just said everything! 10 00:00:29,655 --> 00:00:31,323 - Jeff, you know what Dante said. - [Jeff Greene] What? 11 00:00:31,448 --> 00:00:33,158 "The hottest places in hell are reserved for those 12 00:00:33,283 --> 00:00:35,284 who in time of crisis retain their neutrality." 13 00:00:35,409 --> 00:00:38,121 - I don't wanna say anything. - You're goin' straight to hell. 14 00:00:38,247 --> 00:00:40,582 - You're like a desperate guy, just grasping at, like... - [Larry David] Desperate guy? 15 00:00:40,707 --> 00:00:43,043 - You talked during the putt. - ...quotes? Quotes from Dante over the putt? 16 00:00:43,168 --> 00:00:45,003 - Freddy! What's up, kid? - My man! Hey, buddy! 17 00:00:45,128 --> 00:00:47,214 - [Hal Berman] How you doing, Larry? - Hey, Hal! Hey, Hal. 18 00:00:47,339 --> 00:00:49,508 - You look good, buddy. - [Larry] Thank you. 19 00:00:54,263 --> 00:00:55,973 What the fuck did I do? 20 00:00:56,098 --> 00:00:57,808 That was a snub. That was a total-- 21 00:00:57,933 --> 00:00:59,476 No, no, no. It wasn't like he didn't even look at me. 22 00:00:59,601 --> 00:01:01,436 - He looked right at me. - That was intentional. 23 00:01:01,562 --> 00:01:03,522 - [Larry] That was a total snub. - Yeah. I was uncomfortable. 24 00:01:03,647 --> 00:01:07,316 - What the hell happened with you two? - I set him up on a date 25 00:01:07,441 --> 00:01:10,362 with a friend of mine, producer named Gabby McAfee, 26 00:01:10,487 --> 00:01:13,156 and, uh, he hasn't spoken to me since. 27 00:01:13,282 --> 00:01:14,324 - What? - [Jeff] Yeah. 28 00:01:14,449 --> 00:01:15,784 I have no i-- I have no idea why. 29 00:01:15,909 --> 00:01:17,578 Did you try and contact him? 30 00:01:17,703 --> 00:01:20,998 Yeah. I texted him, called him, I walked up to him. 31 00:01:21,123 --> 00:01:23,542 - Well how'd that-- What'd he do? - ignored me. 32 00:01:23,667 --> 00:01:24,793 - Wow! - [Jeff] I don't get it. 33 00:01:24,918 --> 00:01:27,921 She's beautiful, she is smart, 34 00:01:28,046 --> 00:01:29,756 she is kind, she's great. 35 00:01:29,881 --> 00:01:32,092 How come you didn't fix me up with her if she's so great? 36 00:01:32,217 --> 00:01:33,635 I don't know. 37 00:01:33,760 --> 00:01:35,304 - What's her name? Gabby McAfee? - [Jeff] Gabby McAfee. 38 00:01:35,429 --> 00:01:36,847 [Freddy] Probably shouldn't even say it, 39 00:01:36,972 --> 00:01:38,473 but it's probably common knowledge. 40 00:01:38,599 --> 00:01:40,475 You've heard the thing about Hal, right? 41 00:01:40,601 --> 00:01:42,227 - Oh, yeah. yeah. - [Freddy] Yeah. I think the whole club knows. 42 00:01:42,352 --> 00:01:43,353 I have no idea. 43 00:01:43,478 --> 00:01:45,230 He slept with his mother-in-law. 44 00:01:45,355 --> 00:01:46,857 - Hal slept with his mother-in-law? - Yeah. 45 00:01:46,982 --> 00:01:49,151 - Shut the fuck up. No way! - Yeah. 46 00:01:49,276 --> 00:01:51,361 - Liars! - Okay. What did you hear? 47 00:01:51,486 --> 00:01:54,114 I-- I only heard that he fucked his mother-in-law. 48 00:01:54,239 --> 00:01:55,574 Tell me more. What did you hear? 49 00:01:55,699 --> 00:01:57,784 - That's all I got. - What more do you need to hear? 50 00:01:57,909 --> 00:01:59,911 - And that led to his divorce. - [Jeff] Oh, wow. 51 00:02:00,037 --> 00:02:01,288 - That's what I heard. - [Larry] Yeah. 52 00:02:01,413 --> 00:02:02,956 But was it ongoing or one time? 53 00:02:03,081 --> 00:02:04,416 I think it was a couple times. Yeah. 54 00:02:04,541 --> 00:02:06,376 - That's what I heard. Yeah. - [Jeff] Oh. 55 00:02:06,501 --> 00:02:10,047 Wow. Gabby McAfee. She's something. 56 00:02:10,172 --> 00:02:12,132 - Yeah! - Uh-huh! 57 00:02:12,257 --> 00:02:13,300 She's a beautiful girl. 58 00:02:14,550 --> 00:02:16,386 You'll set me up? 59 00:02:16,511 --> 00:02:18,096 - All right, I'm gonna ask you one quick question. - Sure. 60 00:02:18,221 --> 00:02:19,431 Did you fuck your mother-in-law at any point? 61 00:02:21,058 --> 00:02:23,018 'Cause I ain't setting you up if you did. 62 00:02:23,143 --> 00:02:25,437 - Well... - Okay. Yeah, I'll call her. 63 00:02:25,562 --> 00:02:28,231 - No problem. - And you know what else? 64 00:02:28,357 --> 00:02:29,858 Maybe I could do a little, uh, 65 00:02:29,983 --> 00:02:31,693 - investigation. - As to, uh-- 66 00:02:31,818 --> 00:02:33,320 As to what happened on that date 67 00:02:33,445 --> 00:02:35,989 that he would never speak to you again. 68 00:02:36,114 --> 00:02:38,367 - All right. Thank you. - That looks good. 69 00:02:38,492 --> 00:02:40,160 Look at you. Still with the fries. 70 00:02:40,285 --> 00:02:42,245 I love them. You want one? Don't even ask. Jump in. 71 00:02:42,371 --> 00:02:43,997 Should I try one? 72 00:02:44,122 --> 00:02:45,374 [Hal] You all right? Dad? 73 00:02:45,499 --> 00:02:46,708 Oh, my God! 74 00:02:46,833 --> 00:02:48,210 I think he's having a heart attack. 75 00:02:48,335 --> 00:02:50,671 Call 911! Call 911! 76 00:02:50,796 --> 00:02:52,798 Oh, my. That's Saul Berman. 77 00:02:52,923 --> 00:02:55,300 Dad, come down to the floor. Easy, easy, easy. 78 00:02:55,425 --> 00:02:56,760 Is there a doctor in here? 79 00:02:56,885 --> 00:02:58,428 You're all right. Just lay down. 80 00:02:58,553 --> 00:02:59,680 - It looks serious. - [Hal] Hold my hand. 81 00:02:59,805 --> 00:03:01,098 - Hold my hand. - It does. 82 00:03:01,223 --> 00:03:02,599 I got you. I got you. 83 00:03:02,724 --> 00:03:04,518 Okay, Dad. Just breathe, just breathe, just breathe. 84 00:03:04,643 --> 00:03:07,312 I got you. Hold my hand. Squeeze my hand. Here you go. 85 00:03:07,437 --> 00:03:10,816 Okay. Good, good. All right. Got you. Can you talk? 86 00:03:10,941 --> 00:03:12,943 - Okay. - [Hal] Okay, okay. okay. 87 00:03:13,068 --> 00:03:16,488 Want some water? Huh? No? We got a doctor coming. 88 00:03:16,613 --> 00:03:18,407 - ♪ ♪ - [Hal] Okay. 89 00:03:18,532 --> 00:03:21,535 Just squeeze it! Squeeze as hard as hard as you can! Okay-- 90 00:03:23,370 --> 00:03:26,456 All right. 91 00:03:37,509 --> 00:03:39,010 That wraps it up here. 92 00:03:39,136 --> 00:03:43,515 Final score: Knicks 101,sixers 97. 93 00:03:43,640 --> 00:03:46,226 Tom, what-- what was the problem with the sixers tonight? 94 00:03:46,351 --> 00:03:47,936 [Freddy Funkhouser] Hello? 95 00:03:48,061 --> 00:03:49,604 Hey, Freddy. It's me. 96 00:03:49,730 --> 00:03:52,065 - [Freddy] How are you? - I'm on my way to Katsuya 97 00:03:52,190 --> 00:03:54,109 to meet Gabby McAfee. 98 00:03:54,234 --> 00:03:56,361 [Freddy] Oh, nice. You're chopping it up with Gabby. I like it. 99 00:03:56,486 --> 00:03:59,489 I just looked in the mirror, and a button fell off my shirt. 100 00:03:59,614 --> 00:04:01,992 I've got tons of T-shirt exposed. 101 00:04:02,117 --> 00:04:05,036 You can't have more than three-quarters of an inch of T-shirt showing. 102 00:04:05,162 --> 00:04:06,747 [Freddy] Oh, that's terrible. 103 00:04:06,872 --> 00:04:08,290 Would it be okay if I came over and borrowed a shirt? 104 00:04:08,415 --> 00:04:09,916 I'm right near your house. 105 00:04:10,041 --> 00:04:11,501 [Freddy] Okay. You wanna come get a shirt? 106 00:04:11,626 --> 00:04:13,003 - Come get a shirt. - Okay, great. 107 00:04:13,128 --> 00:04:15,046 ♪ ♪ 108 00:04:15,172 --> 00:04:17,966 Tonight we're gonna get something great for you. 109 00:04:18,091 --> 00:04:19,509 Are you sure you don't wanna go T-shirt? 110 00:04:19,634 --> 00:04:20,969 Because I think it could look good. 111 00:04:21,094 --> 00:04:23,053 - T-shirt, really? - Very sinewy! 112 00:04:23,180 --> 00:04:24,723 - You look fantastic! - [Larry] Sinewy? 113 00:04:24,848 --> 00:04:26,808 Look at that word you just threw out. 114 00:04:27,601 --> 00:04:29,060 You know, people... 115 00:04:29,186 --> 00:04:31,062 - people underestimate you. - [Freddy] They do? 116 00:04:31,188 --> 00:04:32,898 You're actually a little brighter than-- than you come off. 117 00:04:33,023 --> 00:04:34,690 I'd bet you're sitting on some pretty big words too, 118 00:04:34,815 --> 00:04:37,110 when you need 'em. Now, let's take a look. 119 00:04:37,235 --> 00:04:39,488 I wanna try for the same palette. 120 00:04:39,613 --> 00:04:40,781 Yeah, I get it. 121 00:04:40,906 --> 00:04:42,157 [Larry] Just wanna be comfortable. 122 00:04:43,158 --> 00:04:44,493 Oh, God! 123 00:04:44,618 --> 00:04:46,577 Oh, Jesus. I just burned the shit out of my hand. 124 00:04:46,702 --> 00:04:48,079 What? Oh, jeez. 125 00:04:48,205 --> 00:04:49,706 Because I just found something pretty hot. 126 00:04:51,958 --> 00:04:53,335 Oh, my hand! It's what? 127 00:04:53,460 --> 00:04:56,546 You tell me, LD! You tell me, LD! 128 00:04:57,214 --> 00:04:59,132 Oh. Oh, yeah. 129 00:04:59,257 --> 00:05:01,259 - Really nice item. - Very nice item. 130 00:05:01,384 --> 00:05:03,011 Well, you're gonna enjoy it. I think she's gonna enjoy it too. 131 00:05:03,136 --> 00:05:04,346 All right, this is great. I'll take it. 132 00:05:04,471 --> 00:05:05,639 Yeah, I think this will be great. 133 00:05:09,935 --> 00:05:11,728 Thank you. Thank you, sir. 134 00:05:11,853 --> 00:05:13,522 - Yes. May I help you? - How do you do? 135 00:05:13,647 --> 00:05:15,690 - Yes. - Larry David, table for two. 136 00:05:15,815 --> 00:05:18,652 Oh, you're the first one here! Uh-- Shall I take your umbrella? 137 00:05:18,777 --> 00:05:21,321 I thought it was gonna rain. What happened? 138 00:05:21,446 --> 00:05:22,697 - Huh? - I don't know. 139 00:05:22,823 --> 00:05:24,157 - They said rain. - Okay. 140 00:05:24,282 --> 00:05:25,951 - I'm not crazy. - Thank you. Thank you. 141 00:05:26,076 --> 00:05:28,787 - Yes, yes. Uh-- Table? - Sure. 142 00:05:28,912 --> 00:05:30,330 Ohitorisama goraiten desu! 143 00:05:30,455 --> 00:05:32,332 Irasshaimase! 144 00:05:32,457 --> 00:05:34,835 [Larry] Oh! Well. 145 00:05:34,960 --> 00:05:37,546 Thank you, thank you. I love that greeting. 146 00:05:37,671 --> 00:05:40,048 Please. This is your table, sir. 147 00:05:40,173 --> 00:05:41,967 And your menu. 148 00:05:42,092 --> 00:05:43,844 And somebody will be right with you, sir. 149 00:05:43,969 --> 00:05:45,262 - Thank you. - Thank you. 150 00:05:48,348 --> 00:05:49,766 - There he is. - May I help you? 151 00:05:49,891 --> 00:05:51,267 Hi. Yeah, I'm just meeting Mr. David. 152 00:05:51,392 --> 00:05:52,894 - Oh, okay. Right this way. - Yeah. 153 00:05:53,019 --> 00:05:54,563 - Irasshaimase! - Ira-- 154 00:05:54,688 --> 00:05:56,273 - [Gabby McafEE] Whoa! Hello! - [Larry] Hello! 155 00:05:56,398 --> 00:05:58,900 I'm Gabby, obviously. I love it! 156 00:05:59,025 --> 00:06:00,694 - Huh? Do you love that greeting? - I love it! 157 00:06:00,819 --> 00:06:02,112 Is that the best greeting you've ever had? 158 00:06:02,237 --> 00:06:03,404 Absolutely! 159 00:06:03,529 --> 00:06:05,323 And do you speak Japanese? 160 00:06:05,448 --> 00:06:07,701 Oh, yeah. I speak six languages, including Guamish. 161 00:06:07,826 --> 00:06:09,619 - That's what they speak in Guam. - Island of Guam. 162 00:06:09,744 --> 00:06:13,331 - Yeah, on the island of Guam. - Chefs say "Irasshaimase." 163 00:06:13,456 --> 00:06:15,250 Could you please not say "Irasshaimase"? 164 00:06:15,375 --> 00:06:17,252 - Thank you. - What? That's-- What? 165 00:06:17,377 --> 00:06:20,505 Sushi chefs say "Irasshaimase." Guests don't say "Irasshaimase." 166 00:06:23,466 --> 00:06:25,635 - Sorry. - Thank you for understanding, 167 00:06:25,760 --> 00:06:27,637 and enjoy your dinner. Thank you. 168 00:06:28,680 --> 00:06:30,473 - [Gabby] Wow. - The chef is upset 169 00:06:30,599 --> 00:06:34,101 - that I said "Irasshaimase"? - I have been here 100 times. 170 00:06:34,226 --> 00:06:36,521 I've never been reprimanded by the host. 171 00:06:36,646 --> 00:06:38,732 Is this the first time you've been reprimanded by a host? 172 00:06:38,857 --> 00:06:41,067 - Alas, no. - [Gabby] No? 173 00:06:41,192 --> 00:06:43,778 You know, maybe just tonight, first date, 174 00:06:43,904 --> 00:06:45,822 we-- we're on our best behavior. 175 00:06:45,947 --> 00:06:49,242 - Maybe? - I'll try. 176 00:06:52,329 --> 00:06:53,872 - Look at-- Delicious! - I know. 177 00:06:53,997 --> 00:06:55,582 This is my favorite place. Thank you so much. 178 00:06:55,707 --> 00:06:57,751 Larry, I wasn't even gonna come on this date. 179 00:06:57,876 --> 00:07:00,545 I mean, honestly, I've had such bad luck since my divorce. 180 00:07:00,670 --> 00:07:02,339 But Jeff told me... 181 00:07:02,464 --> 00:07:05,216 "Worst thing that happens it doesn't work out, 182 00:07:05,342 --> 00:07:06,801 he's a great person to break up with." 183 00:07:06,927 --> 00:07:09,262 - Oh, yeah. I'm great. - Oof! Really? 184 00:07:09,387 --> 00:07:10,931 Oh, yeah. Like, if we go out, 185 00:07:11,056 --> 00:07:13,391 like, for six months or eight months or whatever, 186 00:07:13,516 --> 00:07:16,311 all you gotta do is say, "Hey, I don't wanna see you anymore." And I go, "Ah! Okay." 187 00:07:16,436 --> 00:07:17,729 No drama? 188 00:07:17,854 --> 00:07:19,940 - Zero. - That's a good quality. 189 00:07:20,065 --> 00:07:22,067 I walk away, and I never give you-- 190 00:07:22,192 --> 00:07:24,194 - Not another thought. - I don't give you another thought. 191 00:07:24,319 --> 00:07:25,403 - Wow! - Yeah. 192 00:07:25,528 --> 00:07:27,948 That's... That's almost, um... 193 00:07:28,073 --> 00:07:29,199 like a sociopath, but... 194 00:07:29,324 --> 00:07:30,700 ...borderline. 195 00:07:30,825 --> 00:07:32,035 You know what? That's one of the nicest things 196 00:07:32,160 --> 00:07:33,703 anyone's ever said to me. 197 00:07:33,828 --> 00:07:35,205 Well, do you have any other good qualities? 198 00:07:35,330 --> 00:07:36,414 Yes, I do. 199 00:07:36,539 --> 00:07:37,666 Okay. 200 00:07:39,459 --> 00:07:40,794 So discreet. 201 00:07:40,919 --> 00:07:42,671 Really? Good at keeping a secret, you think? 202 00:07:42,796 --> 00:07:44,965 - Absolutely! - Okay. 203 00:07:45,090 --> 00:07:47,342 I want us to tell each other something 204 00:07:47,467 --> 00:07:49,219 we've never told anybody. 205 00:07:49,344 --> 00:07:50,679 - Bring it on. - Okay. 206 00:07:50,804 --> 00:07:54,891 When I was younger, I was a teacher in high school... 207 00:07:55,016 --> 00:07:56,685 ...and I... 208 00:07:56,810 --> 00:07:58,603 slept with one of my students. 209 00:08:00,522 --> 00:08:02,649 Excuse me. 210 00:08:03,775 --> 00:08:06,319 - Hmm? - Did I just hear you say that 211 00:08:06,444 --> 00:08:09,239 you were a teacher in high school and... 212 00:08:09,364 --> 00:08:10,907 you slept with one of your students? 213 00:08:11,032 --> 00:08:14,411 - Did I get that right? - Consenting people. 214 00:08:14,536 --> 00:08:16,329 - Wow! - He was 18. 215 00:08:16,454 --> 00:08:17,872 Was he-- Was he a senior? 216 00:08:17,998 --> 00:08:20,041 - Yeah. - Did you go to the prom? 217 00:08:20,166 --> 00:08:21,543 Oh, I'm not gonna go into this. 218 00:08:21,668 --> 00:08:23,586 What was his extra-curricular activity? 219 00:08:23,712 --> 00:08:25,296 He was a basketball player. That's it. 220 00:08:25,422 --> 00:08:27,090 I'm not going to-- I'm not saying anything more. 221 00:08:27,215 --> 00:08:28,883 - Did you go to the games? - I told you the secret. 222 00:08:29,009 --> 00:08:30,677 Did he give you a little wink when he was playing? 223 00:08:30,802 --> 00:08:33,013 If he made a shot, did he look over? 224 00:08:33,138 --> 00:08:35,432 - Larry, we don't need to get into all this stuff. - No, no. No, I'm just curious. 225 00:08:35,557 --> 00:08:36,808 - You know what? - What? 226 00:08:36,933 --> 00:08:38,476 Time for you to tell me your secret. 227 00:08:39,144 --> 00:08:40,477 Let's hear it. Come on. 228 00:08:41,354 --> 00:08:42,731 Give it up. 229 00:08:42,856 --> 00:08:44,315 Okay, look. I'll tell you this, okay? 230 00:08:44,441 --> 00:08:46,735 - Okay. - But honestly... 231 00:08:48,028 --> 00:08:51,072 you cannot mention this... 232 00:08:52,323 --> 00:08:53,992 to anyone, ever. 233 00:08:54,993 --> 00:08:58,078 Larry, trust. Trust. 234 00:08:59,372 --> 00:09:00,999 Okay. 235 00:09:04,252 --> 00:09:08,089 I have a fantastic shortcut to the valley. 236 00:09:09,049 --> 00:09:10,341 Tremendous. 237 00:09:11,551 --> 00:09:14,386 - That's your secret? - Oh, yeah. Yeah. 238 00:09:14,511 --> 00:09:16,097 I told you... 239 00:09:16,222 --> 00:09:20,018 that I slept with a student. Your secret is Waze. 240 00:09:20,143 --> 00:09:21,561 Let me tell you something. There's no comparison 241 00:09:21,686 --> 00:09:23,897 - between these two secrets. - No there's not! 242 00:09:24,022 --> 00:09:26,482 My secret improves your quality of life. 243 00:09:26,607 --> 00:09:28,610 Your secret's just interesting. 244 00:09:28,735 --> 00:09:31,821 Why don't you tell me the shortcut, and I'll be the judge of how useful this... 245 00:09:31,946 --> 00:09:33,448 secret is? 246 00:09:33,573 --> 00:09:35,408 Cosiano, Sepulveda, 247 00:09:35,533 --> 00:09:37,827 Mulholland, Longbow, 248 00:09:38,410 --> 00:09:39,412 Woodcliff, 249 00:09:39,537 --> 00:09:41,998 to Valley-- Valley Vista. 250 00:09:44,250 --> 00:09:45,210 That's your cousin. 251 00:09:45,335 --> 00:09:47,253 I gotta write this down. I gotta write-- 252 00:09:47,378 --> 00:09:49,297 No! Are you serious? No, you can't write that down. 253 00:09:49,422 --> 00:09:51,841 You lose it, somebody finds it. No good. 254 00:09:51,966 --> 00:09:53,968 Okay, but you can't tell anybody what I said. 255 00:09:54,094 --> 00:09:56,261 - What did you say? - Uh-huh? That's funny. 256 00:09:56,386 --> 00:09:58,431 - You like that? - You're funny! 257 00:09:58,556 --> 00:10:00,225 - Hey, let me ask you something. - Okay. 258 00:10:00,350 --> 00:10:03,311 - You went out with Hal Berman? - A couple times. 259 00:10:03,436 --> 00:10:04,896 What's the deal? What happened? 260 00:10:05,021 --> 00:10:06,648 I don't know, you'd have to ask him. 261 00:10:07,482 --> 00:10:08,732 Hmm. 262 00:10:08,857 --> 00:10:10,568 You've got to try these Brussels sprouts, Larry. 263 00:10:10,693 --> 00:10:13,321 They're amazing! 264 00:10:14,280 --> 00:10:15,907 Ofutarisama goraiten desu! 265 00:10:16,032 --> 00:10:18,201 Irasshaimase! 266 00:10:18,326 --> 00:10:20,203 - [Gabby] Oh. - [Larry] What the... 267 00:10:22,205 --> 00:10:24,666 - Irasshaimase! - Irasshaimase! 268 00:10:24,791 --> 00:10:26,626 - Irasshaimase! - Irasshaimase! 269 00:10:26,751 --> 00:10:29,045 - Irasshaimase! - Irasshaimase! 270 00:10:29,170 --> 00:10:30,880 - Irasshaimase! - Irasshaimase! 271 00:10:31,005 --> 00:10:32,924 - Irasshaimase! - Irasshaimase! 272 00:10:33,049 --> 00:10:35,593 - Irasshaimase! - Irasshaimase! 273 00:10:35,718 --> 00:10:38,721 Irasshaimase! 274 00:10:41,141 --> 00:10:43,977 ♪ ♪ 275 00:10:47,689 --> 00:10:49,899 [Larry] I had a great time. That's all I can tell you. 276 00:10:50,024 --> 00:10:51,734 - It was a great date. - Great date? 277 00:10:51,860 --> 00:10:54,571 I don't know what Hal's problem was. 278 00:10:54,696 --> 00:10:55,989 What kinda things did you talk about? 279 00:10:56,114 --> 00:10:57,615 We talked about general stores. 280 00:10:57,740 --> 00:10:59,450 - You did, huh? - Yeah. 281 00:10:59,576 --> 00:11:00,994 - [Jeff] Okay. - Yeah. 282 00:11:01,119 --> 00:11:02,620 Did you bring your general store photo book with you? 283 00:11:02,745 --> 00:11:04,747 I had photos in my phone of different general stores 284 00:11:04,873 --> 00:11:06,833 - throughout the country. - Well, that's your passion. 285 00:11:06,958 --> 00:11:08,501 - Yeah. That's my passion. - That's your passion. 286 00:11:08,626 --> 00:11:09,669 That's your great love. 287 00:11:10,879 --> 00:11:13,089 She was good at conversation? Fun? 288 00:11:13,214 --> 00:11:15,925 The conversation was flowing so easily. 289 00:11:16,050 --> 00:11:17,844 I even left my umbrella at the restaurant. 290 00:11:17,969 --> 00:11:19,136 I gotta go back and get it later. 291 00:11:19,261 --> 00:11:21,139 But the rest of the date went well? 292 00:11:21,264 --> 00:11:23,725 I mean, there was one weird thing. 293 00:11:23,850 --> 00:11:26,102 - What was the weird thing? - She wanted, like, to do this thing 294 00:11:26,227 --> 00:11:27,604 where we kind of... 295 00:11:27,729 --> 00:11:30,315 swapped secrets, you know... I don't know. 296 00:11:30,440 --> 00:11:33,443 What was her secret? 297 00:11:33,568 --> 00:11:35,737 - You know, I'd feel terrible. - It's me. 298 00:11:35,862 --> 00:11:37,197 Why would you not tell me? 299 00:11:37,322 --> 00:11:39,240 I wouldn't like myself if I told you. 300 00:11:39,365 --> 00:11:40,950 But you don't like yourself anyway. 301 00:11:42,619 --> 00:11:44,913 You cannot say a word about this to anybody. 302 00:11:45,038 --> 00:11:46,414 - Honestly. - Come on. 303 00:11:46,539 --> 00:11:48,958 Okay. Well, she used to be a high school teacher. 304 00:11:49,083 --> 00:11:51,044 Yeah. 305 00:11:51,169 --> 00:11:53,922 - She fucked one of her students. - She fucked one of her students? 306 00:11:54,047 --> 00:11:56,466 - Are you fucking kidding me? - She fucked one of her students? 307 00:11:56,591 --> 00:11:57,800 Ooh. 308 00:11:57,926 --> 00:11:59,886 - Yo... - Boy, that didn't take long. 309 00:12:00,011 --> 00:12:02,179 You couldn't keep that secret for five seconds! 310 00:12:02,304 --> 00:12:04,098 I didn't directly tell him, I indirectly-- 311 00:12:04,224 --> 00:12:05,308 But you did! 312 00:12:05,433 --> 00:12:06,934 - That's so hot. - [Larry] Yeah. 313 00:12:07,059 --> 00:12:09,520 - Crazy hot. Sorry. - That's real hot. 314 00:12:09,646 --> 00:12:11,356 That's the shit right there. 315 00:12:11,481 --> 00:12:13,066 Although I can't think of any teachers in my high school 316 00:12:13,191 --> 00:12:14,400 that I really wanted to have sex with. 317 00:12:14,525 --> 00:12:16,069 There's only one teacher but I-- 318 00:12:16,194 --> 00:12:17,862 That I wanted. Mrs. Fish. 319 00:12:17,987 --> 00:12:19,197 I can tell you that Miss Rogers 320 00:12:19,322 --> 00:12:21,157 was not the cause of any tumescence 321 00:12:21,282 --> 00:12:23,159 - among the young men in my school. - [Jeff] Miss Rogers? 322 00:12:23,284 --> 00:12:24,619 - [Larry] Yeah. - What'd she look like? 323 00:12:24,744 --> 00:12:27,497 She was on death's door. 324 00:12:27,622 --> 00:12:29,832 Veins popping out all over her body. 325 00:12:29,958 --> 00:12:32,835 Oh, man. In my case, I fucked the school nurse. 326 00:12:32,961 --> 00:12:34,671 She was fuckin' fine as shit. 327 00:12:34,796 --> 00:12:36,673 Every time I had a tummy ache, I tapped that ass. 328 00:12:36,798 --> 00:12:39,759 So did you make up that you had a tummy ache just to go there? 329 00:12:39,884 --> 00:12:41,803 Yeah. She gave me a spoonful of Pepto-Bismol 330 00:12:41,928 --> 00:12:43,471 and a fucking hand job. 331 00:12:43,596 --> 00:12:46,099 Thank you-- Thank you for your contribution. 332 00:12:46,224 --> 00:12:47,642 He's got a wild imagination. 333 00:12:47,767 --> 00:12:49,769 So, wait, wait. What was your secret? 334 00:12:49,894 --> 00:12:52,355 - I-- I can't tell my secret. - [Jeff] Why? 335 00:12:52,480 --> 00:12:54,190 Because then, it's no longer a secret. 336 00:12:54,315 --> 00:12:56,901 - Yeah, but it's to me. Go. - Okay. 337 00:12:58,486 --> 00:12:59,779 I got a shortcut to the valley. 338 00:12:59,904 --> 00:13:01,447 You got a shortcut to the valley? 339 00:13:01,572 --> 00:13:03,116 - [Larry] Yeah. - You got a shortcut 340 00:13:03,241 --> 00:13:04,909 - to the valley? - [Jeff] No one's got a shortcut-- 341 00:13:05,034 --> 00:13:06,660 - You fucking did it again! - [Leon Black] Shortcut? 342 00:13:06,785 --> 00:13:08,955 - You did it again! - I apologize. I apologize. 343 00:13:09,080 --> 00:13:12,125 It was two secrets in the space of a few minutes! 344 00:13:12,250 --> 00:13:15,128 But you know a great shortcut to the valley. 345 00:13:15,253 --> 00:13:16,754 - [Larry] Yes, I do. - And you've never told me. 346 00:13:16,879 --> 00:13:18,631 - [Larry] It never came up. - Never told him. 347 00:13:18,756 --> 00:13:20,341 If I tell you the shortcut, then it's no longer a shortcut. 348 00:13:20,466 --> 00:13:21,843 You're not gettin' the shortcut. 349 00:13:21,968 --> 00:13:23,803 Don't give me that look. I know that look. 350 00:13:23,928 --> 00:13:26,054 You're not gettin' it. Fix the TV! 351 00:13:26,179 --> 00:13:28,558 I can't fix that TV, man. That TV is fucked. 352 00:13:28,683 --> 00:13:30,309 It ain't gonna work. I tried everything. 353 00:13:30,434 --> 00:13:32,061 - [Larry] Seriously? - Seriously. 354 00:13:32,186 --> 00:13:33,688 - I need a new one? - [Leon] You need a new TV. 355 00:13:33,813 --> 00:13:36,274 I just got a new TV. It's great. 356 00:13:36,399 --> 00:13:38,067 - Really? - Best TV I've ever had. 357 00:13:38,192 --> 00:13:39,986 - Is that so? - Yeah, come over and take a look. 358 00:13:40,111 --> 00:13:43,030 Oh. Freddy's shirt. Wait a second. 359 00:13:43,155 --> 00:13:44,782 [Jeff] All right, let me get something to eat. 360 00:13:44,907 --> 00:13:46,409 Does your TV have, uh, picture-in-picture? 361 00:13:46,534 --> 00:13:48,453 - [Larry] Oh, man! - Picture-in-picture? 362 00:13:48,578 --> 00:13:50,371 [Jeff] That's old. 363 00:13:50,496 --> 00:13:51,706 Look at this. 364 00:13:52,540 --> 00:13:53,750 Oh, my God! 365 00:13:53,875 --> 00:13:55,710 - Aw, damn. - What happened? 366 00:13:55,835 --> 00:13:57,503 I spilled soy sauce on it, 367 00:13:57,628 --> 00:13:59,505 - and I tried to get it out with soap. - What kind of soap did you use? 368 00:13:59,630 --> 00:14:01,841 - You know, just Dial. - Bar soap? 369 00:14:01,966 --> 00:14:03,718 - Bar soap! - That's the worst! 370 00:14:03,843 --> 00:14:05,178 - Really? - [Jeff] Oh, God! Yeah! 371 00:14:05,303 --> 00:14:07,263 - Soap stains. - Soap stains? 372 00:14:07,388 --> 00:14:08,806 Soap stains. 373 00:14:08,931 --> 00:14:10,308 Who makes a cleaning product that stains? 374 00:14:10,433 --> 00:14:11,976 That's like a Band-Aid that cuts! 375 00:14:12,101 --> 00:14:13,770 Here's a little secret. 376 00:14:13,895 --> 00:14:15,897 Freddy's shirt is fucked. 377 00:14:16,773 --> 00:14:19,067 ♪ ♪ 378 00:14:24,739 --> 00:14:25,948 [Larry] Hey! 379 00:14:26,616 --> 00:14:27,825 Hey. 380 00:14:27,950 --> 00:14:30,411 - Hi, Hal. - Hey, Larry. 381 00:14:30,536 --> 00:14:32,121 How's, uh-- How's your dad? 382 00:14:32,246 --> 00:14:33,956 Ah, you know, not great. 383 00:14:34,457 --> 00:14:35,708 Ah. 384 00:14:35,833 --> 00:14:36,834 Came to get his lucky rabbit foot. 385 00:14:36,959 --> 00:14:38,753 He keeps it in his locker. 386 00:14:38,878 --> 00:14:40,755 - [Larry] Oh, really? - He got a hole-in-one with this, so... 387 00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:42,215 Really? Maybe I should start playing with a rabbit's foot. 388 00:14:42,340 --> 00:14:43,674 - Huh? - Yeah. You never know. 389 00:14:43,800 --> 00:14:44,926 Well, um, give him my best. 390 00:14:45,051 --> 00:14:46,594 Yeah. Well, why don't you pray for him, huh? 391 00:14:47,845 --> 00:14:48,971 Eh... 392 00:14:49,514 --> 00:14:51,015 "Eh"? 393 00:14:51,140 --> 00:14:53,935 Come on, now. Pray? Uh... I'll feel like an idiot. 394 00:14:54,060 --> 00:14:55,395 - I can't do that. - Are you kidding me? 395 00:14:55,520 --> 00:14:57,146 I don't-- I wouldn't even know where to begin. 396 00:14:57,271 --> 00:14:58,940 How do you even do it? Do you get on your knees? 397 00:14:59,065 --> 00:15:00,858 - Do you put your hands together? - No, you don't have to-- 398 00:15:00,983 --> 00:15:04,237 Just say, "God, please make Saul Berman live." That's it. 399 00:15:04,362 --> 00:15:05,655 I can't do that. 400 00:15:05,780 --> 00:15:08,366 Do you know that prayer to Jews has been integral since, 401 00:15:08,491 --> 00:15:10,493 you know, getting out of Egypt, right? 402 00:15:10,618 --> 00:15:12,370 I would submit it's as big a waste of time 403 00:15:12,495 --> 00:15:15,123 - as watching The Kardashians. - I don't understand you. 404 00:15:15,248 --> 00:15:16,874 This is why you join a club. 405 00:15:16,999 --> 00:15:18,793 So that you can be together with other members 406 00:15:18,918 --> 00:15:20,336 in a time of need. 407 00:15:20,461 --> 00:15:22,380 No, I joined for the golf. 408 00:15:22,505 --> 00:15:24,715 And you know what? I'm enjoying pickleball too. 409 00:15:24,841 --> 00:15:26,259 - Have you played? - What if your prayer 410 00:15:26,384 --> 00:15:27,802 were the thing that saved him? 411 00:15:27,927 --> 00:15:30,680 - Wait a second. Are you praying? - Of course I'm praying. 412 00:15:30,805 --> 00:15:32,682 So, let me put myself in God's shoes for a second. 413 00:15:32,807 --> 00:15:34,225 - Okay. - "Oh, there's the son! 414 00:15:34,350 --> 00:15:36,060 Oh, the son's praying! 415 00:15:36,185 --> 00:15:38,563 Eh... I need more than that. I'm gonna need more than that. 416 00:15:38,688 --> 00:15:41,607 Oh! Oh, there-- Ah, Larry David! 417 00:15:41,732 --> 00:15:43,985 Oh! Okay, I'll save him!" 418 00:15:44,110 --> 00:15:45,653 How do you know prayers don't work? 419 00:15:45,778 --> 00:15:47,405 Because I'm bald. 420 00:15:50,241 --> 00:15:51,159 Hey, Hal! 421 00:15:51,284 --> 00:15:53,035 You went out with Gabby McAfee, right? 422 00:15:53,161 --> 00:15:54,537 - Yeah. - Yeah, I had a date with her. 423 00:15:54,662 --> 00:15:56,330 I'm seeing her again on Saturday night. 424 00:15:56,456 --> 00:15:57,915 Let me guess. Katsuya? 425 00:15:58,040 --> 00:15:59,333 Yeah! Yeah, she likes that place. 426 00:15:59,459 --> 00:16:00,877 Yeah, well. Good luck. 427 00:16:01,002 --> 00:16:02,795 What ever happened with you two? 428 00:16:02,920 --> 00:16:04,464 I can tell you this much, Larry. 429 00:16:05,548 --> 00:16:07,550 What goes around comes around. 430 00:16:09,760 --> 00:16:11,637 "What goes around comes around." 431 00:16:12,722 --> 00:16:14,557 Eh. 432 00:16:15,933 --> 00:16:17,852 - Hey. - Irasshaimase! 433 00:16:17,977 --> 00:16:19,729 - How you doing? - [Larry] Good. 434 00:16:21,022 --> 00:16:22,106 How'd it go? 435 00:16:22,940 --> 00:16:24,525 - The date? - Yeah. 436 00:16:24,650 --> 00:16:26,235 - Oh, went great. - Well, tell me about her. 437 00:16:26,360 --> 00:16:27,904 Uh-- She's everything Jeff said, uh, she was. 438 00:16:28,029 --> 00:16:29,739 That's terrific. 439 00:16:29,864 --> 00:16:34,035 There was, unfortunately, one casualty from the evening. 440 00:16:34,160 --> 00:16:35,828 What did you do? What happened? 441 00:16:40,875 --> 00:16:42,418 [Larry] Your shirt got ruined. 442 00:16:42,543 --> 00:16:44,504 What the fuck happened to the shirt? 443 00:16:44,629 --> 00:16:45,713 [Larry] I'm so sorry. 444 00:16:45,838 --> 00:16:47,381 The chef yelled out "Irasshaimase" 445 00:16:47,507 --> 00:16:49,133 as I was pouring soy sauce, and... 446 00:16:49,258 --> 00:16:52,094 it scared me, and-- and I... got it on the shirt. 447 00:16:52,220 --> 00:16:53,888 Looks like you were a part of a home birth or something. 448 00:16:54,013 --> 00:16:56,140 So, it-- So-- So soy sauce spilled all over it. 449 00:16:56,265 --> 00:16:58,768 I put soap on it, and, uh... 450 00:16:58,893 --> 00:17:00,978 You never put soap on a fabric like this. 451 00:17:01,103 --> 00:17:02,939 I didn't know soap stains. 452 00:17:03,064 --> 00:17:04,690 Ah, fuck. I loved this shirt, man. 453 00:17:04,815 --> 00:17:06,150 I'm so sorry. 454 00:17:06,275 --> 00:17:08,027 You know, I called the company to replace it 455 00:17:08,152 --> 00:17:10,363 and they don't make it anymore. 456 00:17:10,488 --> 00:17:12,907 How-- How do you replace someone's favorite shirt? 457 00:17:13,032 --> 00:17:15,451 What? Favorite shirt? What are you talking-- 458 00:17:15,576 --> 00:17:16,869 You just don't buy another one. 459 00:17:16,994 --> 00:17:18,371 - Favorite shirt? - Yeah, it's my favorite shirt. 460 00:17:18,496 --> 00:17:20,330 - You loaned me your favorite shirt? - Yes. 461 00:17:20,455 --> 00:17:22,083 Why would you loan me your favorite shirt? 462 00:17:22,208 --> 00:17:23,459 Because I'm a friend and you were uncomfortable 463 00:17:23,584 --> 00:17:25,253 going on the date. 464 00:17:25,378 --> 00:17:26,837 Still, you don't give out your favorite shirt. 465 00:17:26,963 --> 00:17:28,506 - Oh yeah, it's my fault. - Everybody knows that. 466 00:17:28,631 --> 00:17:31,342 What do we do? How do we get out of this? 467 00:17:32,510 --> 00:17:34,011 - I don't know. - This is horrible. 468 00:17:34,136 --> 00:17:36,180 I'm happy to replace it with any shirt you want. 469 00:17:36,305 --> 00:17:37,932 We can go shopping or-- 470 00:17:38,057 --> 00:17:40,393 I think the thing that would-- would mean something to me 471 00:17:40,518 --> 00:17:42,186 would be you actually... 472 00:17:43,061 --> 00:17:44,814 giving me your favorite shirt. 473 00:17:44,939 --> 00:17:48,317 That's really biblical, real eye-for-eye stuff. 474 00:17:48,442 --> 00:17:49,694 I'm not giving you my favorite shirt. 475 00:17:49,819 --> 00:17:50,945 That's out of the question. 476 00:17:51,070 --> 00:17:52,613 Okay, fine. 477 00:17:52,738 --> 00:17:54,907 Don't give me your favorite shirt. 478 00:17:55,032 --> 00:17:57,618 Just give me the gray and blue, uh, two-tone shirt. 479 00:17:59,787 --> 00:18:02,248 You're not getting my blue and gray two-tone, okay? 480 00:18:02,373 --> 00:18:04,875 You don't give up a two-tone. That's my favorite shirt. 481 00:18:05,001 --> 00:18:07,336 You know it. It's not even up for discussion. 482 00:18:07,461 --> 00:18:09,589 You never give up a two-tone, ever. 483 00:18:11,299 --> 00:18:12,925 Okay. I don't know that I feel much like eating. 484 00:18:13,050 --> 00:18:15,761 I'm glad the date went well... 485 00:18:15,886 --> 00:18:18,598 and that I could be a friend when you needed one. 486 00:18:19,890 --> 00:18:21,642 [Larry] Oh, come on! 487 00:18:21,767 --> 00:18:23,269 - Sorry, Freddy. - Yeah. 488 00:18:23,394 --> 00:18:24,645 Say sorry with the two-tone. 489 00:18:24,770 --> 00:18:26,439 Pick out any shirt in the closet you want. 490 00:18:26,939 --> 00:18:28,107 Any one! 491 00:18:28,232 --> 00:18:29,900 Why does it have to be the blue and gray two-tone? 492 00:18:32,862 --> 00:18:34,363 Irasshaimase! 493 00:18:37,241 --> 00:18:38,868 Ah! Mr. Takahashi. 494 00:18:38,993 --> 00:18:41,369 You don't say "Irasshaimase" here! 495 00:18:41,494 --> 00:18:43,122 You know, I said it at the Japanese restaurant, 496 00:18:43,247 --> 00:18:44,498 and they didn't like it either. 497 00:18:44,624 --> 00:18:47,292 That's because when you say it, it sound redneck. 498 00:18:47,417 --> 00:18:49,462 I'm not saying it right? What-- How do you say it? 499 00:18:49,587 --> 00:18:52,089 - "Irasshaimase. " - "Irasshaimase." 500 00:18:52,214 --> 00:18:54,300 No, no, no. Terrible. 501 00:18:54,425 --> 00:18:55,760 - Huh? - [Mr. Takahashi] You know terrible? 502 00:18:55,885 --> 00:18:57,345 - Yeah. - That's you. 503 00:18:57,470 --> 00:19:00,765 Okay. All right. Okay. 504 00:19:02,975 --> 00:19:04,769 Totemo kanashii. 505 00:19:05,436 --> 00:19:06,436 Saul Berman. 506 00:19:07,229 --> 00:19:09,648 - He not make it. - Oh. 507 00:19:11,442 --> 00:19:12,902 It's interesting because you would think 508 00:19:13,027 --> 00:19:15,696 that having a heart attack at a country club like this, 509 00:19:15,821 --> 00:19:17,823 - there'd be doctors around. - No. 510 00:19:17,948 --> 00:19:20,618 - Only plastic surgeon here. - Hmm. 511 00:19:20,743 --> 00:19:24,413 One more time "Irasshaimase" here, out! 512 00:19:25,164 --> 00:19:26,290 Bakayarou! 513 00:19:31,170 --> 00:19:32,546 We're not open, sir. 514 00:19:33,589 --> 00:19:34,924 - Yes. - Ah. Mr. David. 515 00:19:35,049 --> 00:19:36,217 Hi. Uh... 516 00:19:36,342 --> 00:19:38,344 I left my umbrella here last night. 517 00:19:39,220 --> 00:19:41,138 Can you describe the umbrella? 518 00:19:41,263 --> 00:19:44,308 It's a green umbrella. It says "Dallas Omni Hotel." 519 00:19:44,433 --> 00:19:46,894 - Hmm. - Yeah. There-- There it is. 520 00:19:47,019 --> 00:19:48,270 It's right there. 521 00:19:48,396 --> 00:19:51,773 Oh. You mean this umbrella? 522 00:19:51,898 --> 00:19:53,317 Yeah. Yes. 523 00:19:53,442 --> 00:19:55,319 Why does it say "Dallas Omni Hotel?" 524 00:19:55,444 --> 00:19:56,779 I was staying in the hotel. It was raining. 525 00:19:56,904 --> 00:19:58,989 They-- They let me take the umbrella 526 00:19:59,115 --> 00:20:00,407 when I went to the airport. 527 00:20:00,532 --> 00:20:02,159 That's what they do for their guests. 528 00:20:02,284 --> 00:20:05,663 Should I return it to you or Dallas Omni Hotel? 529 00:20:05,788 --> 00:20:07,498 Return it to me! I'll return it to the hotel! 530 00:20:07,623 --> 00:20:09,417 Anyway, it's really not your business. 531 00:20:09,542 --> 00:20:11,085 - Give me the umbrella. - No, no, no. We will return it for you. 532 00:20:11,210 --> 00:20:12,712 You don't need to return it for me! 533 00:20:12,837 --> 00:20:14,255 I'll return it myself! It's not your umbrella! 534 00:20:14,380 --> 00:20:16,006 But it's not yours either. 535 00:20:16,132 --> 00:20:19,135 I borrowed it. I'll return it. Okay? 536 00:20:19,260 --> 00:20:22,304 Mr. David, I will be honored to return this for you. 537 00:20:22,430 --> 00:20:24,348 No. It would be my honor if you gave it to me. 538 00:20:24,473 --> 00:20:27,393 - Oh, it will be more our honor. - No, it's my honor! 539 00:20:27,518 --> 00:20:29,061 - No, my honor! - My honor! 540 00:20:29,186 --> 00:20:30,604 My honor! I want that umbrella! That's my umbrella! 541 00:20:30,730 --> 00:20:32,314 It is not your umbrella. 542 00:20:32,440 --> 00:20:34,233 All right. Enough of this. Just-- 543 00:20:35,693 --> 00:20:36,944 You have no right to do this! 544 00:20:37,069 --> 00:20:38,362 No right! You're stealing! 545 00:20:38,487 --> 00:20:40,156 - You wanna call-- - I'm calling the police! 546 00:20:40,281 --> 00:20:41,907 - Oh! Let's call the police! - You're stealing! 547 00:20:42,032 --> 00:20:44,535 A bald man steal umbrella! Yes, let's report! 548 00:20:44,660 --> 00:20:47,329 What do you care about the Dallas Omni Hotel? 549 00:20:47,455 --> 00:20:51,167 Because there's a rule and regulation for everything. 550 00:20:51,292 --> 00:20:53,961 - Ah. - Ah! 551 00:20:54,086 --> 00:20:56,922 Yeah, I see. Now, I get the whole thing. 552 00:20:57,047 --> 00:21:00,384 You're upset about-- that I irasshaimased last night, right? 553 00:21:00,509 --> 00:21:01,719 No, no, no, no-- 554 00:21:01,844 --> 00:21:03,554 Customer's not supposed to Irasshaimase. 555 00:21:03,679 --> 00:21:06,807 - I didn't know. Nobody told me. - Oh, I told you. 556 00:21:06,932 --> 00:21:08,392 All right, but-- 557 00:21:08,517 --> 00:21:10,728 You did not follow the rule and regulation. 558 00:21:10,853 --> 00:21:14,356 Oh, I'm sorry if I didn't follow the Irasshaimase rules. 559 00:21:14,482 --> 00:21:16,901 Oh, no. Umbrella rule you didn't follow either. 560 00:21:17,026 --> 00:21:19,779 Oh... Oh... The precious Irasshaimase rule! 561 00:21:19,904 --> 00:21:23,324 "Only chef Irasshaimase!" What a bunch of crap! 562 00:21:23,449 --> 00:21:25,284 I'll Irasshaimase any time I want! 563 00:21:25,409 --> 00:21:28,037 I like irasshaimaseing! It's very welcoming! 564 00:21:28,162 --> 00:21:30,122 It feels very good to Irasshaimase, 565 00:21:30,247 --> 00:21:31,832 and I'll continue to Irasshaimase! 566 00:21:31,957 --> 00:21:33,709 I didn't steal the umbrella, okay? 567 00:21:33,834 --> 00:21:35,544 You're stealing the umbrella! 568 00:21:35,669 --> 00:21:37,505 - Oh, yes! - You're stealing! Yeah! You're stealing! 569 00:21:39,507 --> 00:21:45,262 The Irasshaimase! Oh! So sacred! Irasshaimase! Irasshaimase! 570 00:21:45,387 --> 00:21:46,680 Oh, come on! 571 00:21:51,018 --> 00:21:54,522 ♪ ♪ 572 00:22:06,951 --> 00:22:09,662 This makes four, Inspector. 573 00:22:09,787 --> 00:22:11,830 Four defenseless women here in the heart of London. 574 00:22:11,955 --> 00:22:13,415 And every one with the right forefinger 575 00:22:13,541 --> 00:22:15,084 hacked off. 576 00:22:15,209 --> 00:22:16,460 [Sherlock Holmes] Not hacked, Inspector Gregson. 577 00:22:16,585 --> 00:22:18,504 Cleanly, expertly severed. 578 00:22:18,629 --> 00:22:20,548 [Gregson] Is there no way of stopping this, Mr. Holmes? 579 00:22:20,673 --> 00:22:22,675 [Holmes] There's a way, somehow. 580 00:22:22,800 --> 00:22:25,052 [Gregson] We can't get far without knowing the motive. 581 00:22:25,177 --> 00:22:27,137 [Holmes] Well, at least we know what the motives were not. 582 00:22:27,263 --> 00:22:29,890 It wasn't robbery, nor passion, thanks be, nor yet vengeance, 583 00:22:30,015 --> 00:22:32,309 because they all came of totally unrelated families. 584 00:22:32,434 --> 00:22:33,894 Steady, Inspector. Steady. 585 00:22:34,019 --> 00:22:36,146 "Steady, Inspector. Steady." 586 00:22:36,272 --> 00:22:37,773 - [Gregson] Sorry, Mr. Holmes. - [Holmes] Yes, it's horrible. 587 00:22:37,898 --> 00:22:39,148 Come on, let's get a drink. 588 00:22:40,067 --> 00:22:42,236 "Let's get a drink." 589 00:22:42,361 --> 00:22:44,154 [Dr. Watson] Well, whoever's behind all this thing must be out of his mind. 590 00:22:44,280 --> 00:22:46,073 On the contrary, my dear fellow. 591 00:22:46,198 --> 00:22:47,950 - "On the contrary, my dear fellow." - [Holmes] The most brilliant 592 00:22:48,075 --> 00:22:50,035 and ruthless intellect the world has ever known. 593 00:22:50,160 --> 00:22:51,662 You don't mean Professor Moriarty. 594 00:22:51,787 --> 00:22:53,289 - I do. - Oh, steady, Holmes. 595 00:22:53,414 --> 00:22:54,957 You've got him on the brain. 596 00:22:55,082 --> 00:22:56,917 "Steady Holmes, you've got him on the brain." 597 00:22:57,042 --> 00:22:57,917 - What are you doin'? What are you doin' here? - Oh! Hey! 598 00:22:58,042 --> 00:22:59,128 Um... 599 00:22:59,253 --> 00:23:00,546 I'm getting a new television 600 00:23:00,671 --> 00:23:01,714 and Jeff said you have a great one. 601 00:23:01,839 --> 00:23:03,048 He told me to come over 602 00:23:03,173 --> 00:23:04,717 and let myself in and check it out 603 00:23:04,842 --> 00:23:06,427 and, you know, make myself at home. So, you know-- 604 00:23:06,552 --> 00:23:09,430 Clearly you did, just lying on the couch, huh? 605 00:23:09,555 --> 00:23:11,265 - Oh, my feet weren't on there. - Uh-huh? 606 00:23:11,390 --> 00:23:12,892 Did you notice where my feet were, 607 00:23:13,017 --> 00:23:14,059 - how they were on the corner? - Yeah. Yeah. 608 00:23:14,184 --> 00:23:15,686 I hope you saw that. 609 00:23:15,811 --> 00:23:17,980 Is it so terrible for a person to look relaxed? 610 00:23:18,105 --> 00:23:19,648 I don't understand what you're doing here in the first place. 611 00:23:19,773 --> 00:23:21,609 You looked at the TV, now leave! 612 00:23:21,734 --> 00:23:23,068 I'm in the middle of this movie. 613 00:23:23,193 --> 00:23:25,070 - In my house! - [Larry] Sherlock Holmes! 614 00:23:25,195 --> 00:23:27,323 Somebody's chopping off women's fingers, okay? 615 00:23:27,448 --> 00:23:28,866 - Uh-huh? - And Holmes is on the case! 616 00:23:28,991 --> 00:23:30,993 He's on the case he'll solve it. You could leave. 617 00:23:31,118 --> 00:23:32,786 Okay, fine. Can I tape it? 618 00:23:32,912 --> 00:23:34,538 No, because that would require 619 00:23:34,663 --> 00:23:37,917 you returning to the scene of the crime to watch it! 620 00:23:38,042 --> 00:23:40,878 Is there any way you could DVR it and then email it? 621 00:23:41,003 --> 00:23:43,047 What am I, the fucking AV Squad? 622 00:23:43,172 --> 00:23:44,798 No, I don't think so! 623 00:23:44,924 --> 00:23:46,884 - Fine. I'll leave. - Thank you. 624 00:23:47,009 --> 00:23:49,219 By the way, there was somebody who rang bell earlier. 625 00:23:49,345 --> 00:23:51,555 - [Susie Greene] Who was it? - I don't know, I didn't answer. 626 00:23:51,680 --> 00:23:54,141 It was my dress. It was my dress being delivered. 627 00:23:54,266 --> 00:23:56,060 I need it for the event this weekend. 628 00:23:56,185 --> 00:23:58,145 Why didn't you fucking answer it? 629 00:23:58,270 --> 00:24:00,105 This is not my house. I'm not even supposed to be here. 630 00:24:00,230 --> 00:24:01,898 - Why am I answering your door? - But you were here! 631 00:24:02,023 --> 00:24:04,568 Yeah, I was here literally, but not figuratively. 632 00:24:04,693 --> 00:24:07,821 All right, you know what? You go pick the dress up for me. 633 00:24:07,946 --> 00:24:11,241 All right? 'Cause you couldn't get off your ass to go to the door, 634 00:24:11,367 --> 00:24:12,868 then you can go drive all the way 635 00:24:12,993 --> 00:24:14,954 to the dressmaker and pick it up for me! 636 00:24:15,079 --> 00:24:16,914 I don't understand. If I wasn't here, the guy knocks, 637 00:24:17,039 --> 00:24:19,166 nobody answers, and you still don't get your dress. 638 00:24:19,291 --> 00:24:20,792 So how's it my fault? 639 00:24:20,917 --> 00:24:23,504 But you were here! So now, you go pick up my dress! 640 00:24:23,629 --> 00:24:26,215 - "Steady, Inspector. Steady." - What? 641 00:24:26,340 --> 00:24:28,384 All right. I'll pick up your dress for you, 642 00:24:28,509 --> 00:24:30,094 but I feel it's only fair to warn you 643 00:24:30,219 --> 00:24:32,930 that this path you're on is quite treacherous... 644 00:24:33,055 --> 00:24:35,808 and can lead to unforeseen consequences. 645 00:24:35,933 --> 00:24:37,476 Oh! No shit, Sherlock! 646 00:24:37,601 --> 00:24:39,811 Just get the fucking dress, okay? 647 00:24:42,147 --> 00:24:43,482 I'm so sorry for your loss. 648 00:24:43,607 --> 00:24:45,234 Oh, hey. Thanks for coming. Thank you. 649 00:24:49,113 --> 00:24:50,864 [Larry] What? Oh, no! 650 00:24:52,407 --> 00:24:55,244 Oh, my God! Are you fucking kidding me? 651 00:24:56,369 --> 00:24:59,123 Oh, my God. 652 00:25:01,125 --> 00:25:02,835 - Hello. - Hey, it's me. 653 00:25:02,960 --> 00:25:05,254 Uh-- Where are you? The thing's about to start. 654 00:25:05,379 --> 00:25:06,755 I'm on Longbow. 655 00:25:06,880 --> 00:25:09,717 I took my shortcut, but it's not working. 656 00:25:09,842 --> 00:25:11,969 - There's traffic. - [Jeff] Oh, you're kidding. 657 00:25:12,094 --> 00:25:13,512 [Larry] Oh, come on! 658 00:25:13,637 --> 00:25:15,138 Why is there so much traffic? 659 00:25:15,263 --> 00:25:17,474 There's never traffic on this shortcut! 660 00:25:17,599 --> 00:25:19,893 And I think Gabby must have told people about it. 661 00:25:20,019 --> 00:25:21,353 - [Jeff] Ah... - I knew it! 662 00:25:21,478 --> 00:25:22,771 I knew I shouldn't have told her! 663 00:25:22,896 --> 00:25:24,148 How long till you're here? 664 00:25:24,273 --> 00:25:26,025 I think I'm just gonna turn around and go home. 665 00:25:26,150 --> 00:25:28,027 What? So, you'll be a little late. 666 00:25:28,152 --> 00:25:29,695 Yeah. I-- I can't sit in traffic. 667 00:25:29,820 --> 00:25:32,321 I'm-- I'm too smart. I'm not like these people. 668 00:25:32,448 --> 00:25:34,907 You have to have done something stupid to be in traffic. 669 00:25:35,034 --> 00:25:37,077 I don't belong here. I'm gonna turn around. 670 00:25:38,662 --> 00:25:39,913 [Larry] Tell-- Tell Hal I'm sorry. 671 00:25:42,666 --> 00:25:44,877 Larry's not coming. Too much traffic. 672 00:25:45,002 --> 00:25:46,879 - Turned around and went home. - Ah. 673 00:25:48,130 --> 00:25:50,215 Did he mention to you what he did to my shirt? 674 00:25:50,340 --> 00:25:52,342 Why did you give him your favorite shirt? 675 00:25:52,468 --> 00:25:54,011 I guess it's my fault. You think it's my fault? 676 00:25:54,136 --> 00:25:55,637 No. 677 00:25:55,763 --> 00:25:57,181 What would you do if someone asked for a nice shirt? 678 00:25:57,306 --> 00:25:59,141 Uh... if it's my friend, I'd give it to 'em. 679 00:25:59,266 --> 00:26:01,226 And then if they spilled, what would be your expectation? 680 00:26:01,351 --> 00:26:03,436 That they'd get it cleaned and or replace it. 681 00:26:03,561 --> 00:26:04,646 Yeah. 682 00:26:05,731 --> 00:26:06,857 That's right. 683 00:26:07,900 --> 00:26:09,234 I'm sorry for your loss. 684 00:26:10,569 --> 00:26:14,031 Devoted husband to his lovely wife, Anna, 685 00:26:14,156 --> 00:26:17,826 caring and loving father to his sons, Hal and Caleb, 686 00:26:18,577 --> 00:26:20,244 and, on occasion, 687 00:26:20,369 --> 00:26:22,915 not a bad golfer. 688 00:26:23,040 --> 00:26:25,876 I know he would've been very gratified 689 00:26:26,001 --> 00:26:28,545 to see all his friends and colleagues 690 00:26:28,670 --> 00:26:30,297 who came out to pay tribute 691 00:26:30,422 --> 00:26:32,633 to this wonderful, wonderful man, 692 00:26:32,758 --> 00:26:35,135 one of whom I'd like to bring up right now. 693 00:26:35,260 --> 00:26:37,679 - Freddy Funkhouser. - I miss him. 694 00:26:40,265 --> 00:26:41,391 Thank you. 695 00:26:44,228 --> 00:26:46,396 Saul was a terrible golfer. 696 00:26:46,522 --> 00:26:48,190 Unless there was a little scratch on the line. 697 00:26:48,315 --> 00:26:50,567 Then, he was Jack Nicklaus. 698 00:26:50,692 --> 00:26:53,737 - [Freddy] I loved him. - Ah, Freddy. He loved you. 699 00:26:53,862 --> 00:26:55,364 These moments matter. 700 00:26:55,489 --> 00:26:57,282 And to look out and see... 701 00:26:57,407 --> 00:27:00,160 everyone here who made such a sacrifice to be here, 702 00:27:00,285 --> 00:27:02,246 I know for the family, it means everything. 703 00:27:02,371 --> 00:27:04,748 Larry David, uh, couldn't make it here today. 704 00:27:04,873 --> 00:27:06,166 He got stuck in traffic, 705 00:27:06,291 --> 00:27:07,251 and he turned around and went home. 706 00:27:09,461 --> 00:27:10,921 [Freddy] You know, Saul was the kind of guy 707 00:27:11,046 --> 00:27:12,673 that would give you the shirt off his back, 708 00:27:12,798 --> 00:27:14,758 even if it was his favorite one. He wouldn't care. 709 00:27:14,883 --> 00:27:19,138 And if he was the one to stain that shirt? Guess what. 710 00:27:19,263 --> 00:27:20,973 He would've given you his favorite shirt back. 711 00:27:21,098 --> 00:27:23,559 He wouldn't just put his head in the sand... 712 00:27:23,684 --> 00:27:25,477 and make it uncomfortable for everybody. 713 00:27:25,602 --> 00:27:27,229 Probably would've given you two shirts. 714 00:27:28,897 --> 00:27:31,275 ♪ ♪ 715 00:27:45,247 --> 00:27:47,749 What the hell's going on here? 716 00:27:47,875 --> 00:27:49,585 I'm gettin' a lot of dirty looks. 717 00:27:49,710 --> 00:27:52,629 - Uh... Freddy. - What? 718 00:27:52,754 --> 00:27:54,339 Well, when he spoke, 719 00:27:54,464 --> 00:27:57,050 he said, "Larry David couldn't be here today 720 00:27:57,176 --> 00:28:00,179 because he got stuck in traffic and turned around." 721 00:28:00,304 --> 00:28:02,472 What? Is he nuts? Why would he do that? 722 00:28:02,598 --> 00:28:04,933 - I don't know. I don't know. - That's crazy! 723 00:28:05,058 --> 00:28:07,561 It's 'cause I ruined his favorite shirt. I stained it. 724 00:28:07,686 --> 00:28:08,854 Who gives their favorite shirt out? 725 00:28:08,979 --> 00:28:10,022 - No-- No-- Nobody. - Who lends it? 726 00:28:10,147 --> 00:28:11,940 - You don't do that. - [Jeff] No. No. 727 00:28:12,065 --> 00:28:13,609 And by the way, so what if I missed the funeral? 728 00:28:13,734 --> 00:28:15,152 I went to his second wedding, 729 00:28:15,277 --> 00:28:17,487 I went to his 60th birthday party. 730 00:28:17,613 --> 00:28:19,698 How many things is somebody supposed to go through in their life? It's crazy! 731 00:28:19,823 --> 00:28:22,159 Then throw in a graduation on top of it, a bar mitzvah! 732 00:28:22,284 --> 00:28:23,702 - Yeah. - I mean, there's no end to it! 733 00:28:23,827 --> 00:28:25,662 What do they want from you? 734 00:28:25,787 --> 00:28:28,624 None of this is your fault. It's all Gabby's fault. Yeah. 735 00:28:28,749 --> 00:28:31,460 - 'Cause she's got a big mouth... - Mm-hmm. 736 00:28:31,585 --> 00:28:33,587 - All right. You ready for this? - What? 737 00:28:34,755 --> 00:28:36,673 I know what happened with Hal. 738 00:28:36,798 --> 00:28:39,718 - I figured it out. - What? 739 00:28:39,843 --> 00:28:42,596 She must've asked for a secret on their date... 740 00:28:42,721 --> 00:28:45,557 then told everybody about the mother-in-law. 741 00:28:45,682 --> 00:28:46,558 No doubt about it. 742 00:28:46,683 --> 00:28:48,352 - That's it. - You nailed it! 743 00:28:48,477 --> 00:28:49,853 [Larry] She's a blabbermouth. 744 00:28:49,978 --> 00:28:51,313 - What an idiot! - Yes. 745 00:28:51,438 --> 00:28:53,148 Who goes on a date and goes 746 00:28:53,273 --> 00:28:54,233 "By the way, I fucked my mother-in-law"? 747 00:28:55,734 --> 00:28:57,694 - I know, it's so crazy. - [Jeff] It's crazy! 748 00:28:57,819 --> 00:28:59,488 But that's why he's not talking to you. 749 00:28:59,613 --> 00:29:02,032 So, you're-- you're done with her? You're not gonna see her anymore? 750 00:29:02,157 --> 00:29:03,575 - Oh. No, I'm gonna see her. - Oh, you are? 751 00:29:03,700 --> 00:29:05,160 - Oh, yeah. - Oh. 752 00:29:05,285 --> 00:29:06,245 [Jeff] Ah! Mr. Takahashi. 753 00:29:06,370 --> 00:29:08,038 Mr. Takahashi! 754 00:29:08,163 --> 00:29:11,917 In honor of Saul Berman, the club will be mourning. 755 00:29:12,042 --> 00:29:14,294 So, no revelry. 756 00:29:14,419 --> 00:29:16,630 - Smiling okay? - No. Not even smiling. 757 00:29:16,755 --> 00:29:18,757 - Chuckling? - No chuckling. 758 00:29:18,882 --> 00:29:19,967 Hey, let me ask you a question. 759 00:29:20,092 --> 00:29:22,052 Do you ever go to Katsuya? 760 00:29:22,177 --> 00:29:23,428 - Oh, Katsuya? - [Larry] Yeah. 761 00:29:23,553 --> 00:29:24,721 Yes, my favorite. 762 00:29:24,846 --> 00:29:26,265 Could you do me a favor? 763 00:29:26,390 --> 00:29:27,891 I left an umbrella there, 764 00:29:28,016 --> 00:29:29,643 and they won't give it back to me. 765 00:29:29,768 --> 00:29:31,186 Why not get new umbrella? 766 00:29:31,311 --> 00:29:32,854 Oh, because you can't replace this umbrella. 767 00:29:32,980 --> 00:29:35,899 It holds up in gale-force winds. It never goes inside out. 768 00:29:36,024 --> 00:29:37,693 It's the best umbrella I ever had. 769 00:29:37,818 --> 00:29:39,027 No umbrella like that. 770 00:29:39,152 --> 00:29:41,738 This umbrella is like that. 771 00:29:41,863 --> 00:29:44,783 - Sou desu ka? - What does that mean? 772 00:29:44,908 --> 00:29:47,035 - "Is that right?" - Oh... "Sou desu ka." 773 00:29:47,160 --> 00:29:49,413 - "Sou desu ka. " - "Sou desu ka." 774 00:29:49,538 --> 00:29:52,332 - "Sou desu ka. " - "Sou desu ka." 775 00:29:52,457 --> 00:29:53,917 - [Jeff] "desu ka. " - "Sou desu ka." 776 00:29:54,042 --> 00:29:56,169 "Sou desu ka." Anyway, what do you think? 777 00:29:56,295 --> 00:29:57,629 Could you get it back for me? 778 00:29:58,088 --> 00:29:59,089 No! 779 00:30:00,048 --> 00:30:02,509 ♪ ♪ 780 00:30:36,335 --> 00:30:38,045 [Susie] Coming! 781 00:30:41,423 --> 00:30:43,300 ♪ ♪ 782 00:30:43,425 --> 00:30:45,385 Are you fucking kidding me? 783 00:30:45,761 --> 00:30:46,595 No good? 784 00:30:51,683 --> 00:30:53,435 [Gabby] You're a sharp dresser, you know that? 785 00:30:53,560 --> 00:30:55,228 - [Larry] Yeah. - What is this? This, uh... shirt? 786 00:30:55,354 --> 00:30:57,189 - It's one of my two-tones. - What's a two-tone? 787 00:30:57,314 --> 00:30:58,899 It's got, uh, two different colors 788 00:30:59,024 --> 00:31:00,442 for the inside and the outside. 789 00:31:00,567 --> 00:31:02,402 Do you ever dress up? Do you have a tux? 790 00:31:02,527 --> 00:31:04,446 [Larry] Yes. Of course I have a tux. 791 00:31:04,571 --> 00:31:06,490 [Gabby] Do you enjoy getting dressed up or it's just the casual? 792 00:31:06,615 --> 00:31:09,493 It's not the dressing up part that's disturbing to me 793 00:31:09,618 --> 00:31:12,371 it's where you go after you're dressed up. 794 00:31:12,496 --> 00:31:14,790 - Tuxedo itself is fine. Yeah. - Yeah. 795 00:31:14,915 --> 00:31:16,833 Like, if I just sat in the house with a tuxedo on, 796 00:31:16,958 --> 00:31:18,335 that would be okay. 797 00:31:18,460 --> 00:31:19,961 You'd be okay just watching some sports? 798 00:31:20,087 --> 00:31:21,254 Yeah. As long as I don't have to go to the place 799 00:31:21,380 --> 00:31:22,339 where I have to wear the tux. 800 00:31:24,174 --> 00:31:26,551 So, um, I had to go to the valley the other day. 801 00:31:26,676 --> 00:31:29,805 - Mmm. - Imagine my surprise... 802 00:31:29,930 --> 00:31:33,975 when the traffic was backed up to Sunset Boulevard. 803 00:31:34,101 --> 00:31:36,353 You... 804 00:31:36,478 --> 00:31:39,272 ...opened your big, gentile mouth. 805 00:31:39,398 --> 00:31:40,899 I told two friends. 806 00:31:41,024 --> 00:31:42,150 Two friends with very long commutes, 807 00:31:42,275 --> 00:31:43,610 by the way. But that's-- 808 00:31:43,735 --> 00:31:45,821 That is not enough to make a-- a-- a-- 809 00:31:45,946 --> 00:31:48,657 - A traffic jam to Sunset. - No, no! It is! 810 00:31:48,782 --> 00:31:50,367 Two friends tell two other friends 811 00:31:50,492 --> 00:31:51,910 tell two other friends! 812 00:31:52,035 --> 00:31:54,788 - It's like the coronavirus. - I am sorry... 813 00:31:54,913 --> 00:31:57,165 and I promise I won't tell anybody else. 814 00:31:57,290 --> 00:31:58,875 You know what? Even though... 815 00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:01,628 you gabbed and gave away a precious secret... 816 00:32:01,753 --> 00:32:03,046 Yes? 817 00:32:03,171 --> 00:32:05,257 ...I'm still considering having sex with you. 818 00:32:06,466 --> 00:32:07,843 I'm not taking it off the table. 819 00:32:07,968 --> 00:32:09,177 You're not taking it off the table? 820 00:32:09,302 --> 00:32:10,720 - No, no. For now. - Okay. 821 00:32:10,846 --> 00:32:11,930 - Yeah. - Okay. 822 00:32:12,055 --> 00:32:13,807 Eh... 823 00:32:13,932 --> 00:32:15,350 We'll see how it goes. 824 00:32:16,518 --> 00:32:18,186 - [Larry] ...Brussels sprouts. - [Gabby] Ew! 825 00:32:18,311 --> 00:32:20,188 So many things to find out about you! 826 00:32:20,313 --> 00:32:22,149 - Oh, welcome back! - Thank you. 827 00:32:22,274 --> 00:32:24,860 - Oh, you're back too. - [Larry] That's right. 828 00:32:24,985 --> 00:32:26,736 Uh-- I asked for the same table. 829 00:32:26,862 --> 00:32:28,238 - Right this way. - [Larry] That-- That's okay. 830 00:32:28,363 --> 00:32:29,823 We'll find it. Yeah. 831 00:32:31,158 --> 00:32:32,868 Did you mail that umbrella? 832 00:32:32,993 --> 00:32:36,371 - Uh-- Please, enjoy your dinner. - Yeah, thank you. Yeah. 833 00:32:39,666 --> 00:32:41,376 - Irasshaimase! - Irasshaimase! 834 00:32:41,501 --> 00:32:44,713 He steal umbrella from Dallas Omni Hotel! 835 00:32:44,838 --> 00:32:47,966 - She slept with student! - He ask her to prom! 836 00:32:48,091 --> 00:32:49,801 What? 837 00:32:49,926 --> 00:32:51,470 - You told them? - No, I didn't. 838 00:32:51,595 --> 00:32:52,929 - You swore to me. - I didn't say anything. 839 00:32:53,054 --> 00:32:55,098 He was captain of basketball team! 840 00:32:55,223 --> 00:32:56,641 She blew him in car! 841 00:33:03,315 --> 00:33:06,693 ♪ ♪ 842 00:33:13,366 --> 00:33:14,993 Gochisousama deshita! 843 00:33:15,118 --> 00:33:17,120 Arigatou gozaimashita! 844 00:33:19,080 --> 00:33:21,416 - Thank you for coming, Mr. David. - Oh, yeah. Sure. 845 00:33:21,541 --> 00:33:24,711 Oh, my God! Look! Look at this! Look what's going on here! 846 00:33:24,836 --> 00:33:26,880 [Larry] Look! Look at this! 847 00:33:31,092 --> 00:33:33,220 Hey! That's my umbrella! 848 00:33:33,845 --> 00:33:35,013 No. 849 00:33:35,138 --> 00:33:39,267 It's Dallas Omni Hotel umbrella. 850 00:33:39,392 --> 00:33:41,770 ♪ ♪